women are invited to read this but they most certainly won't be able to relate.
i know there have to be a lot of men out there who can't pee while in a crowded public restroom (bathroom).
personally, the more people who surround me while i'm standing at the urinal, the more difficult it is for me to pee.
Well Funch,
The first time I froze up was at a Cincinati Bengals football game against San Diego. It was called the "Ice Bowl". 30 degrees below zero! I was with my boss. We stood side by side at the urinals and he had his gloves under his arm. As he did the zip, one of the gloves fell into the urinal. He stared at it for while then picked it up. I was laughing so hard it froze me. When we returned to our seats he was wearing one glove. Somehow I didn't feel the cold.
Elmer
i?d like to take a poll of who you think the best rock or heavy metal band is or was.
i have metallica narrowly edging out black sabbath.
i look forward to corvin?s comments.
I?d like to take a poll of who you think the best Rock or Heavy Metal Band is or was. I have Metallica narrowly edging out Black Sabbath. I look forward to Corvin?s comments.
Also who was the greatest guitarist of all? I vote for Yngwie Malmsteen.
Elmer J. Fudd
anything that brings such enjoyment to your life that it is almost an obsession that you are constantly hunting and searching for?
i collect pieces made my marjolein bastin.
for those that aren't familiar w/this artist, here is a bit about her:.
Hi there Scootergirl,
To answer your question, I collect dust. Ever since I got shot in the face I can't get around like I used to, so dust kinda accumulates on me. Every day I wash the dust off and look forward to another day of collecting.
Before the shooting I collected Hobnail and Coin Glass Depression Glass.
Elmer J. Fudd
Oops, crops that is.
What the heck is a Gm cop?
Elmer
please post in this thread.
i want to see the three weirdo presidents together in the same place at the same time.. so let's play mad libs.
you remember mad libs?
Pissed-off-adly
A-hole-achingly
Mindcontrolingly
Sodomizingly
Undeniably
Pedophilingly
Non-Apologingly
Damn that felt good!
Elmer
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well..............i have had my hair many colors........as my friends can attest.. today i went black...dark.. so.. what do you all think of the phases of juls.. which color works best on her???
here i am from black.. to blonde and brunettte to auburn.. .
Hi Sassy,
I like your hair dark, jet black. You look great with your hair in any color, however in my mind and according to my preferences jet black is my choice.
The color and spirit of your heart will never change and I like that too. Don't matter, the color of your hair, make it any color you want. It will not take away from your warm posts that I appreciate.
Elmer
Elmer
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i don't think i say anything more forthright than the next on here........ its just that i believe differently.. if i do upset people then i'll go.. if i don't then i'll stay.. scoob
Way to go Scooby...............
Elmer
do you still subscribe to the wt & awake?
i am curious because i noticed that some here seem to know what is coming up in the current mags (i know some people here are active jw) -- but if you are df'd or inactive (like me) do you still like reading the mags?
i have found that i have no desire to see the magazines -- let alone read them.. thanks.. purza (who is just curious)
Get this picture:
One 55 Gal. drum with holes on the sides. All the JW literature I owned. Place the literature in the drum and add one pint of gasoline. Stand at a safe distance and toss a "bluetip" in the drum. Whoossssshhhh. Gone. Go to fridge and grab the Oscar Meyer's and have chili dogs.
At least I got use out of the mags.
Elmer
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i don't think i say anything more forthright than the next on here........ its just that i believe differently.. if i do upset people then i'll go.. if i don't then i'll stay.. scoob
Scooby,
I've read many of your posts here as well as your replies to mine. I made an ass out of myself over that "The Netherlands" jerk and my post was edited, but I soaked it down and accepted the fact I was wrong in what I said. What the hell, I love it here and I know you do as well. I'm a "Newbie" and new here, however I look forward to your next post. In my book, stay on board! I will be there to answer your next message.
Warmest Regards,
Elmer
